Love, Ashlynn.


texas. 20. i love food and elephants. [PO.MC]



ask me.
my face.

spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

(Source: alieniverson)

clannyphantom:

rubee:

I HEARD A DOG BARK TODAY AND I BARKED BACK AND IT REPLIED THE EXACT SAME WAY AND WE WENT BACK AND FORTH UNTIL MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT IT WAS JUST MY VOICE ECHOING AND I HAD BEEN BARKIG BY MYSELF FOR 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT

BUT WHO BARKED THE FIRST TIME

r0sekanaya:

filling out a job application

“are you available for a Skype interview?”

….

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“no.”

(Source: karemloo)

yungghunty:

Boy: Wanna go out sometime?

Me: No, I’m sorry. I’m really trying to focus on my career right now.

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pantiesofficial:

when kids knead two colors of clay together and screw everything up

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considerablybigben:

*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex