It’s the sickliest story ever. I walked into an audition room, I saw her and I knew. I’m not kidding for the life of me. She was reading in for a part and it’s my fourth free call. I’ve done previously three auditions with this other girl reading and this girl walked in and I walked out of the audition, couldn’t care less if I got the part. I called my agent, I said, “Mate, I am in love.” He’s like, “How did the audition go, mate?” I was like, “No, no, you don’t understand. I have just met the woman I want to marry.”
(Source: sidneisage, via sweetlittleceremonials)
10:17 am • 13 November 2013 • 5,242 notes
the only bitches from the early 2000s that are still relevant and on top of their game.
10:15 am • 13 November 2013 • 259,960 notes
this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here.
did you just
This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.
(Source: transparent-like-your-balls, via marcelluswallacee)
9:49 am • 7 November 2013 • 312,174 notes